Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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