I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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