No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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