So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize