i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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