what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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