Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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