Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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