so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.