we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible