Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”