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(917): View more from New York City

we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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(660): View more from Missouri

Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart

(281): View more from Texas

What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?

(660): View more from Missouri

Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni

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(850): View more from Florida

Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?

(770): View more from Georgia

All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.

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(716): View more from New York

I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible

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