I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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