So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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