I wish I could punch you in the face.
Barsexuality is the new black.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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