i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
