Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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