I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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Have fun and good luck.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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