party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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