i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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