If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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