You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
ttyl tear gas
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize
