What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
