Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
two words...techno handjob
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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