what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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