ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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