dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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