That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
there's paper in my vomit.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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