Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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