i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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