My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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