i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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