so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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