Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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