I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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