Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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