My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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