ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
