His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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