i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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