Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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