why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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