I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
