help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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