i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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