Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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