is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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