honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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