Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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