Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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