I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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