I want to have your abortion
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize