I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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