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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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