I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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