May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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