I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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its like you know when i get waxed
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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