Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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