i just wanna soil my oats bro
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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